The Kingdom of The United Speds is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 349 million United Spedsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.2%.

The very strong United Spedsian economy, worth 22.7 trillion elixirs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 64,965 elixirs, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Tens of thousands of United Spedsians rock the night away at the annual SuperLob, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Speds's national animal is the hawking, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The United Speds is ranked 225,747^th in the world and 1,023^rd in Europeia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -5.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.